me(in my head): there's a lot of asians here.
me: omg did that really pop into my head?
me: well...there really is.
clehairy: If you accidentally make eye contact with someone around the room that means they want to have a pokemon battle with you.
Our culture has accepted two huge lies. The first is that if you disagree with...– Rick Warren (via ypsych)
The future used to be such an abstract idea. The dream was enough, you know? And...– Kurt Hummel (via what-is-the-411)
h0odrich: if cartoons can wear the same clothes everyday then why cant i
I can remember speaking to a 12-year-old boy, a football player, and I asked...– Shakesville: “My liberation as a man is tied to your liberation as a woman.” (via golden-crescent)
me: omg yes this is one of my favorite songs ever
other person in the car: talks through the entire song
night before school: i want to look attractive tomorrow
morning of school: nevermind
Call me maybe starts playing on the radio
me: oh my god not again
me: I THREW A WISH IN THE WELL DON'T ASK ME I'LL NEVER TELL
a-little-insane: i just found this in my tumblr folder and i don’t remember saving it. why. Found your sugar daddy Adam
puppyluver43: I don’t like morning people or mornings or people
wingaardiumlevi0sa: there were 7 billion pieces of biodegradable confetti, to represent each person in the world. out there, in London, in the Olympic Stadium, there is a piece of biodegradable confetti dedicated to me.
mormondad: obama would’ve jumped from that helicopter
annoying person: you need anger management classes
me: you need shut the fuck up classes
cacen: plot twist: the queen reveals that the olympics is actually the hunger games and all the countries are pitted against each other
a-little-insane: I got out of my bubble bath like 20min ago…am I still in my towel? Yep.~
laughoutloudrightnow: do you ever just want to gently place your hands on someones cheeks and hold their head there in your hands and looking into their eyes and then violently jerk their head on a right angle and snap their neck yes please
have you ever sat in class and listened to the conversations around you and realized that you are the smartest person in the room